Elevate Your Resume, and Get Hired as F*ck!
Get Noticed. Get Hired. Get Paid.
Whether you're starting from scratch, applying to your dream job, or just trying to look like you have your sht together on paper, we’re here to help. Our services are designed to make your resume louder, sharper, and way more effective—with a process that’s easy, stress-free, and built around you. Think of us as your professional hype team, turning career chaos into confidence, one bullet point at a time. Let’s get you hired as f*ck.
How It Works
Step 1: Fill Out the Intake Form
This is where you spill the tea on your career drama.
We ask questions like:
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What jobs are you applying to?
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Got a current resume (even if it sucks)?
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What’s your biggest struggle--formatting? No callbacks? Existential dread?
It’s fast. It’s online. It helps us help you without unnecessary back-and-forth.
Step 2 (optional add on): Kickoff Call
We hop on a Zoom or phone call (your choice) and dig into:
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Your background (education, job history, accomplishments—even the ones you forgot)
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Your career goals (realistic or delulu, we support both)
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Your vibe—so your resume actually sounds like you, just... professional
This convo is judgment-free and kinda fun. Think: career therapy with deliverables.
Step 3: Resume Delivery
You’ll get your custom-crafted resume in:
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Word + PDF formats
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Delivered via email (Google Docs preview available if you want to leave comments)
Timing: You’ll have your draft within 3–7 business days depending on your package (or 48 hours if you paid for rush).
Step 4: One Revision Round
You get one round of edits. Not because we’re lazy—because we’re just that good the first time.
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Here’s how it works: You review your draft (we give you 5 days)
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Send back any notes or tweaks (typos, rephrasing, etc.)
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We polish it up and send the final version
This keeps it efficient and stress-free. No dragging things out for weeks.
Step 5: You’re Ready to Apply Like a Pro
Your resume is now recruiter-ready, optimized for ATS bots, and formatted like a boss
Use it with pride, and feel free to screenshot your “we’d love to interview you” emails. We live for that.
Add-ons are available during checkout or by emailing us after.